Latest Dreams by Maljonic

Written by meaningofdreams.org

Here are my latest dreams, a dream diary updated every day on paper in a dream journal and transfered to here when time permits - if you want to remember your dreams with increasing clarity, writing them down is the only way to do it. At the end of each month the dreams are moved to the dream archive and this page begins anew. This dream journal is the longest and most complete, without a single day missing in over 5 years, record of a single person's dreams online. The colour of the text reflects the mood or overriding colour of the dream.

But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

William Butler Yeats

The dreams in which I'm flying are the best I ever have.

J D Malory

13-November-2009: I had a dream that Marcia, my wife, and I were in an after/midlife talking to God. We sat around a little café table and God told me, looking up, that heaven is actually quite a small and a place where people go to be forgotten and Hell was much larger. I cried and said I didn't want to be forgotten - God replied 'you already are kiddo'. After that he gave me a thin magazine with pictures of people I never met before, a lot of them were Hari Krishnas. God said the pictures were of people that I upset and that I need to make amends for my transgressions, things that I hadn't done yet. I made a joke to God, asking if it was really a bad thing that I upset all those Hari Krishnas, but he didn't think it was funny. I also said that my magazine was quite thin, that a lot of people's must be really thick. He said that some people's magazines were enormous and that they were so stubborn that they choose to go to Hell rather than make amends for the upset and misery they'd caused. When I awoke I had a strong feeling I needed to be nice to everyone I meet, especially Hari Krishnas.

12-November-2009: I dreamed that I was a visiting celebrity in India, appearing on talk shows and TV chat shows. I must have been some kind of cook because every show kept asking me to taste food and was about cooking. The producer of the shows was one of the most famous women in India and was always there with me at the tastings. Before long I fell in love with the woman and we got caught almost having sex by her father in their family living room.

11-November-2009: I had a dream that I was in a three-way relationship with my wife, Marcia, and a character called Whitney from a British soap opera called EastEnders.

10-November-2009: I had a dream that I was cycling through a forest while my brother rode a moped and my mother drove a car.

9-November-2009: I had a dream that I was going to the pub with Carl, Ché and Peter Sanderson, my friends, and it was arranged that we'd meet an American guy from one of the southern states. When we met the American he gave us all a gun each as a gift. We thought it was a little odd, and rather scary with guns being illegal in England, but we accepted the guns and toyed with them as we walked to the pub. About halfway there some girls eyed us suspiciously and we feared they may call the police about the guns so we decided to hide them. I flew to the top of a very high tree to hide mine, knowing no one would ever be able to get up there besides me.

8-November-2009: I dreamed that I was talking to a crocodile while sitting up a tree.

7-November-2009: I had a dream that I could fly and I was flying around along a river with a friend called Angelika.

6-November-2009: I had a dream that a big hill near the university in York, England, was covered in water, like a waterfall, and that I slid down it on a tray and dared the Joker from Batman to do the same, which he did. At one point we were travelling so quickly that it was difficult to see reality. Later the Joker and I were on the run from police after breaking into a cycle store and stealing a compass, and fighting with a rival gang in town.

5-November-2009: I dreamed that I was playing a game with my brother where I pretended to be a policeman and arrested him.

4-November-2009: I dreamt that I lived on a huge spaceship. When I told the crew I had psychic powers they didn't believe me so I teleported the ship's computer storage systems out into space. The crew were angry but couldn't do anything about it without admitting that psychic powers were real. Later I became a hero when I mentally pushed asteroids out of the way and save the ship. After that I was in charge of colonizing planets where ape-life already existed, introducing slightly more intelligent, speaking apes, along with a super-intelligent leader called Acturas, into their societies that would eventually evolve into humans.

3-November-2009: I dreamed that my wife and I lived in a Spanish house with tiled floors and stairs. The stairs were shiny and I was able to slide down them in my shoes. Marcia tried to copy me but wobbled near the bottom and nearly fell, but I caught her and we started kissing.

2-November-2009: I had a dream that I was at a huge prayer meeting with a small group of soldiers at the back. Every time the others said amen we said 'Sir. Yes sir!'

1-November-2009: I dreamed that my friends Carl and Ché Sanderson and the actor Patrick Stewart were patently ogling a beautiful girl, so much so that she became upset. I ran after her and ended up in her posh apartment, explaining why some men are the way they are and how my friends didn't mean to upset her.